{"id":3797,"date":"2013-12-29T22:26:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-30T03:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/?p=3797"},"modified":"2021-11-07T20:45:25","modified_gmt":"2021-11-08T01:45:25","slug":"your-jedi-mind-tricks-wont-work-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/2013\/12\/29\/your-jedi-mind-tricks-wont-work-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Jedi Mind Tricks won&#8217;t work on me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"userContent\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-3798\" src=\"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1525674_10202895389924440_917327010_n.jpg\" alt=\"1525674_10202895389924440_917327010_n\" width=\"461\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1525674_10202895389924440_917327010_n.jpg 960w, http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/1525674_10202895389924440_917327010_n-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"I love Christmas!\" href=\"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/2013\/12\/26\/i-love-christmas\/\">I got the Obi Wan Kenobi lightsaber for Christmas<\/a> to finish out my Ultimate FX saber collection. Hasbro makes a Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Darth Maul. Qui-Gon Jinn, and a Obi Wan version. The problem is that I think my wife has stolen one of my sabers. I think she took it and sold it on eBay. I had two Darth Vader lightsabers and she is trying to tell me I only had one. I am a grown ass man. I know what I spend my money on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think my wife has stolen one of my lightsabers and sold it on eBay. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[305,6],"tags":[541,255,256,184,544],"class_list":["post-3797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics-scifi","category-lifestyle","tag-darth-vader","tag-jedi","tag-lightsaber","tag-star-wars","tag-ultimate-fx"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3797"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5292,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797\/revisions\/5292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesrichardson.net\/jtalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}